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posted December 31, 2019 #

R.I.P. 2019 (2019 - 2019)

posted December 30, 2019 #

@edgarwright here is the youtube music playlist. https://t.co/ZbruxriAp3

posted December 29, 2019 #

this is how bjork texts mfs https://t.co/BQCRjXEmaE

posted December 29, 2019 #

The days between Christmas and New Years are liminal spaces, much like airport layovers. They aren’t real. Nothing matters. Get high at 10am. Watch all 3 Lord of the Ringses. You are your own god

posted December 29, 2019 #

im was a typical all-American farmer (uncut) forced to grow soy by the government. every day i toiled in the fields i grew new breast tissue. now i have to haul around the biggest naturals youve ever seen in a wheelbarrow stop eating impossible burgers u dont want this life

posted December 29, 2019 #

I was going to work on my style and fashion sense in 2020, but perhaps I will just solve this with machine learning :) https://t.co/WitYuWkKyu https://t.co/5IWnm1IxNc

posted December 29, 2019 #

The most upsetting thing about #TheRiseOfSkywalker, and this whole trilogy, is that we don’t get to see the Final Order travel the galaxy searchin for them Palpatine horcruxes.

posted December 28, 2019 #

Best 2019 roundup tweet. https://t.co/MltyrOB1sA

posted December 28, 2019 #

I was forcibly removed from the 8:45 AM screening of Uncut Gems after saying “That’s the uncut gem” I guess a little too loud during the opening scene in the opal mine

b l o o p r - bugs

posted December 28, 2019 #

enjoying these beats but, damn, wish they were longer.

posted December 26, 2019 #

I don't know who needs to hear this, but: The whole point of having a "developed" economy is that we get to work less while still getting our basic needs met. The goal is to spend as little time as possible at work so we actually get to enjoy being alive on the planet together.

posted December 24, 2019 #

christmas is a portmanteau of "christ" and "live más"

posted December 23, 2019 #

“Don we now our gay apparel” is the sickest way of announcing that you’re wearing some of your best clothes.

Hamburger Eyes

posted December 23, 2019 #

I have no idea why Mailchimp is making original video content but it's working because I'm intrigued.

posted December 23, 2019 #

Sensible ducks reserve the right to change their minds. #mondaythoughts https://t.co/oTKfDzoct0
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