posted January 28, 2018 #
We interrupt your Grammy-riddled Twitter feed for this delightful bit of fake news, spotted on Lower Broad by @nancy_c_floyd.
cc: @AshSpurge https://t.co/mV36rQXsd5
posted January 28, 2018 #
@yewknee https://t.co/Jdiv9iz1I1
posted January 28, 2018 #
Find a good bar then don't tell a soul about it.
posted January 28, 2018 #
I said tonight: Nirvana was the Warhol of the 90s. @JohnDarnielle is Mark Twain, most others (ask me) are dolled up Whitman & Thoreau.
posted January 28, 2018 #
@JohnDarnielle I also, unpopularly, argued that cover songs are glorified soup cans if they aren’t embodying a vital newness or interpretation.
posted January 28, 2018 #
So DJ Khaled is just a fucking Bostone right?
posted January 28, 2018 #
I died in a Vegas gun massacre and all I got was this lousy Clapton song. #TheGrammys
posted January 28, 2018 #
#INSPIRATION: Moebius's TRON designs. https://t.co/T12YclCOtQ
posted January 28, 2018 #
Bobby Brown's "Every Little Step" is the only thing I can think about when I hear "Finesse" https://t.co/oGX9i7j8eQ
posted January 28, 2018 #
Sting looks like he has Stage II Beetleguise disease. https://t.co/gfZxbRVMUb
posted January 28, 2018 #
The best performance of the night is Reba McIntire as Colonel Sanders. #grammys
posted January 28, 2018 #
In the future, when people talk about "Dante", they won't be referring to the 14th century poet but to director Joe Dante, the mind that gave us Gremlins 2: The New Batch.
posted January 28, 2018 #
Katie Holmes = sexy Olive Oyl
posted January 28, 2018 #
I just feel like you all should know that the kids on tumblr won't stop photoshopping horrible things onto Hot Pockets packaging https://t.co/3ikdvY8zoq
posted January 28, 2018 #
EXCUSE ME I JUST NEED TO SCREAM ABOUT @JanelleMonae IN THIS SUIT FOR A SECOND!!!!!!!!!!!!! #GRAMMYs https://t.co/O4GgySR4uf
posted January 28, 2018 #
Rat taking a shower like human ? https://t.co/HMK1vG23EH
posted January 28, 2018 #
Sam Smith is just Jude Law with a falsetto and no charisma
posted January 28, 2018 #
@yewknee "What a performance!"
posted January 28, 2018 #
I actually can't get over the name of this knock off orange julius chain https://t.co/EcVRECZyiF
posted January 28, 2018 #
is there a name for this condition, and is it treatable https://t.co/4WNro8ZM6j