The first 2017 Friday Videos! Of course I want you to watch this Skyway Man video that just premiered on Stereogum but there's plenty of additional weirdness below. Enjoy!

• DAYUM - a haunting walk along a crater edge.
• The Yeah Boii Song of Memes - sometimes it's best not to understand the Internet.
• Dave Grohl Mugging - In trying to find the SNL skit from `93 with RuPaul I stumbled on this perfectly edited little gem with Nirvana recording a show promo.
• Andy Shauf "The Magician" - as previously noted, I've watched this so many times already and it continues to mesmerize me.
• Vrak Ident B - a simple looping illustration animation for a Bell Media TV station in Canada. Delightful. via Chad.
• Save the Phone - buncha bros doing some pool dunking. I hate myself for enjoying this, even slightly, but I do.
• All Horn Sounds (As Of Now) - take a 6 minute journey through a wonderful series of honks. I love the genuine enthusiasm for this hobby.

Here we go. The final Friday Videos of 2016 coincides with the break for the year. No more sitting at a desk on a regular basis means a much lighter blogging schedule. I was going to go with a Christmas heavy playlist but I'll try to keep it varietal.

Thanks for reading - be it RSS or on the web. I really really appreciate it and hope to make this thing much more worthwhile in the year to come.

• Picard "Let It Snow" - a holiday treat from the crew of NCC-1701-D.
• Perry Como Shittyfluted - still loving this. Audible laughs every time I put it on. Be sure it give it a deep dive, there's a lot of Christmas joy in there.
• Big Dog, Funny Bark - I can not explain it but I have watched this video 50 times. This guys desperate little bark is perfection.
• The Monkees Christmas, 1986 - let's be clear, The Monkees time was over in the late 60's. While they will always have their charm, this mid 80's medley is as much cringe-worthy as it is endearing.
• Present Perfect Robot - because sometimes the stupidity of the Internet can still be amusing.
• Westworld RETRO Intro - a helluva reimagining. Love it.
• Dyke and Fats Save Christmas - whenever this gets turned into an actual SNL movie, I'll be first in line.
• Wish it was Christmas Today - there's a surprisingly rich history behind this song. Well, not really rich but more to it than you'd originally think.
• Classic 64 - if you haven't gone Nintendo 64 in awhile, it's probably time.

If you didn't catch The Mummy trailer that was let loose on the world without proper audio rendering, have a peek.

Enjoy your 2016. I'm ready for the refresh.

Christmas is right around the bend. It's that time when everyone's office is a little bit emptier, people move a little bit slower and we all spend a great deal of time reflecting on the year. I'll do plenty of that in the coming weeks but, for now, let us enjoy a mindless dump of entertaining videos.

NOTE: I've rewritten how Friday Videos are played back. It might be a little more sluggish but it will actually work in Safari now. Let me know if you're experiencing issues (even after a cache refresh) and I'll work on it.

• The Onion reviews Rogue One - I love The Onion movie reviews and this one really gives an excellent critique on the brand new Star Wars film. You will not get insight like this anywhere else.
• WHAM! - Last Christmas (Shittyfluted) - have you been keeping up with the Shittyfluted onslaught of Christmas songs? Some of them are truly shitty. This WHAM take is less shitty but still quite shitty.
• Vockah Redu - "Fantahsea (Shake Yo Bones)" - I was recently reminded of how awesome Vockah Redu's whole vibe is and thought you might enjoy a revisit as well.
• Martin Scorcese - God's Point of View - an excellent supercut of overhead shots compiled from Scorcese's finest.
• Skyway Man - "The Shadow Knows" - little bit of cross promotion here but if you're curious to hear another sneak peek at the forthcoming Skyway Man record, here's your chance.
• Nice, Ron - an oldie but a real goodie.

Cruising in to the end of the year, feels good. Wrapping up projects and prepping new ones is always a good feeling. I've got a mega Christmas playlist brewing, so if you have any gold suggestions be sure to submit them at your convenience.

• Farfel and Nestle, 1992 - Farfel the Dog is from the 50's and was resurrected in the early 90's for a Nestle commercial. It's terrifying in the best way.
• Secret World of Stuff, Supercut No 1 - adorable short animations of random things around your world. via kottke.
• Jon Sudano - Wonderwall - if you are not aware of Jon Sudano's archive of covers, take a moment to dive in a bit. Songs you know, with Smashmouth lyrics. All of them. Every single one. via Daniel.
• The 25 Best Films of 2016 - this is, admittedly, 13 minutes and I know you don't have that much time on your hands but it's an impressive homage to the past year in film.
• How David Blaine Barfs Frogs - I assume you saw that clip where David Blaine blew some minds, here's how he did it. The answer is Occam's Razor.
• Okey Dokey - Congenial Man - I try not to post too many music videos in a Friday video list if I can help but this I'm loving everything I've heard from these guys so far (okay, two songs) and enjoy the video quite a bit.
• Jurassic Park Melodica Cover - I know it's coming every time and it still gets me every time.
• Julian Casablancas - I Wish It Was Christmas Today - take a silly SNL skit have Julian Casablancas cover it, play on repeat.

Oh, and if you need some quality Christmas music to get you going this season; listen to this or this.

December already, huh? That time of year when we round up our favorites from the previous eleven months and do our best to wind down for a little bit. At least, that's how I see it.

• The VVitch as Wes Anderson Movie - on one level, this works as a funny editing exercise. On another level, it doesn't work at all because The VVitch was terrifying and no amount of pink lettering can offset that fear.
• Doot Star - and here's a Shrek'ed out Skull Trumpet playing Smash Mouth; just to keep things balanced in the world.
• Go-Go Dancer Loop - there are various TV's all around the Vimeo office that you can put any video up on, looping forever. This is a perfect candidate and has been pleasing our office all week.
• Walk the Dinosaur - in hunting down various versions of the Was (Not Was) classic, we stumbled on this bizarre Chuck-E-Cheese fan video. It's a video that goes from weird and cutesy (for kids!) on a brief watch and becomes unbearable and nightmarish the more you subject yourself to it. I assume most kids programming works this way.
• Unrest in Westworld - how about a Protomen song blended with the original Westworld film? Yep, perfect.
• All I Want For Christmas is Halloween - a pretty good song featuring some adorable little ghouls.
• Big Black Delta - Bitten by the Apple - the official video for this great song off of Tragame Tierra is perfect.
• Thunder - I shouldn't have but I died laughing.

When you're done with all that, watch this. You're welcome.

Going with a classic for the cover art this week. With Thanksgiving hanging heavy in the air, it just makes sense to pay tribute to the best Pizza Rolls Distraction GIF out there.

• Goddesses of Creation - a ridiculous 'cut for time' SNL sketch. I'd watch a full 22 minutes of this.
• Bev n Bob - Bring Me to Life - there's a deep hole of Bev n Bob videos to explore but this seems like the best place to start. via Paige.
• Cher and David Bowie Medley - for a brief moment, Bowie sings Nilsson. Overall, they really tear through a dense medley.
• Raccookin' Pumpkin Pie - Geico nails this parody with some Raccoon cooking tutorials. Feels weird posting a blatant ad but I legitimately enjoy it. Also, there's more.
• The Glass Menagerie - I Said Goodbye to Me - stumbled on this late 60's band covering Nilsson. They never put out a full record but it sounds like they should have.
• The Moon is a Planet - some really uplifting arguing on QVC about the moon.
• Lazy Town - We Are Number One (Dank Edition) - this one goes deep. Many references here that should not be understood. It's weird but oddly infectious. There, I said it.

My weeks at work have been extremely intense as of late, so I don't have a ton of time to browse and cull together massive lists of distractions for you. That being said, I'll do my best here.

The GIF above was one of many contenders this week. If you don't read the FoD GIF Roundup every week, you're missing out. Please take some time to see the bar stool slip in that collection. Unbelievable.

Also, start here. I can't embed it but you need to see it.

• David Blaine freaks out Drake and Dave Chapelle - no part of me can figure out how this is happening except for the literal explanation.
• World's Shortest Train - it's all right there in the title.
• Immigrant or Real American? - Billy on the Street. Always fun. Also, don't miss this.
• Bobby Jones presents Michelle Branch, The Spirit Room - there's not much here but I'm baffled by why this exists. Check out his video list, there's more than one of these. It's a remarkably absurd thing.
• Michael Kiwanuka - One More Night - loving the alternative format of this video (ultra ultra widescreen) and the reveal is pretty great.
• PWR BTTM - Carbs - these guys have plenty of legit, great songs but this is a particularly ridiculous gem.

Alright folks, let's do our damndest to enjoy some levity and distraction. Not always the healthiest move in the long term but feels good in the short term.

• Whose Mom Is This? - miserable music, solid moves.
• Youtube VR app - semi-literally immerse yourself in YouTube. Is there a Lawnmower Man 360 experience yet?
• Trashcan Beatdown - the triumph of spirit.
• Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets - Luc Besson has a questionable track record but I'll watch this, why not?
• Jason at Adobe Max - been sitting on this gem from Jez for awhile. It's delightfully miserable.
• Raccoon Compilation - I openly admit my obsession with The Pet Collective is absurd but I can't not love on a raccoon compilation. These lovable scamps are undeniable.
• Uptown Funk You Up - I believe they call this Pure Bliss.
• Bill Bailey's Message to Metallica - wait for it. Don't skip ahead. Just wait for it.

You know what I discovered this week? Giphy Originals. I can only assume these folks are Giphy Staff just throwing a bunch of reactions your way to use whenever you'd like. Hopefully they start sprouting up in your /giphy calls in Slack. Also, Floating Hamburgers.

On to the distractions!

• Look at this Cat! She Thinks She's a Show Horse - the music is a real added treat.
• Idiots - an affable British man implores you to help America "Be the Bigger Moron." Election Day is Tuesday. Let's not screw it up.
• Samantha Bee's Trump Conspiracy Theory - she makes a compelling case. At least as compelling as any of the mud slung at Clinton and certainly much funnier.
• How I Became the Bomb - Break Hearts - if you missed this post earlier this week, don't sleep. Great video.
• Foxygen - Follow the Leader - do you miss the days when a 70's fop could prance around a playground and it wasn't creepy? Well, Foxygen got you covered.
• Bill Murray sings Take Me Out to the Ballgame - there's plenty of great video of Bill Murray losing his mind in elation after the Cubs win and this piece of him singing as Daffy Duck is a nice gateway into the madness.
• This is the way I want you to drink it - another prime example of how context can ruin a thing. Just enjoy, don't ask questions.
• Doggo's Adventure - waiiiit for it.

Oh, I've also been informed that Friday Videos do not work at all in Safari so I'll work to get that fixed soon; just been busy. Sorry for the trouble!

I didn't post a Halloween music mix this year but I did give you plenty to listen to. I also gave an additional playlist of mostly Halloween jams. But if you still need more, let this be your infinite loop for the day:

• KXVO "Pumpkin Dance" - the original dance onslaught that never gets old.
• Shaboi Pumpkin Dance - same goodness set to Shaboi. Double your pleasure.
• Meshuggah Pumpkin Dance - I don't know how but it works, in the most ridiculous way.
• RIP VINE Pumpkin Dance Remix - how about 12 minutes of Pumpkin Dance Variations? Some great, some terrible.
• Pumpkin Dance 3d - not the original but surely drawing direct inspiration.
• Dancing Pumpkin Woman - she nails it. Air punching extravaganza.
• Pumpkin Dance XMas Edition - you know it's right around the corner.
• Pumpkin Dance 10 Hour Version - here ya go, let it roll.

Have a great Halloween!

What an awkward weekend for Halloween! Tonight's the night to get hype for your weekend but technically you gotta save a little bit of that festive juice for Monday - when the real deal happens. So, here's a playlist of Halloween-ish items to get you in the mood without being a full on ghoulish offering. Many of these are classics but I think you'll enjoy the revisit.

• Bat for Lashes - What's a Girl to Do - this song / video are nine years old and still damn good.
• The Shins - Dead Alive - brand new Shins track with a nice absurd Halloween fever dream.
• Panda Bear - Surfer's Hymn - out of the grave and into the surf.
• Nicolas Godin - Widerstehe Doch Der Sunde - an accidental part two for the above, more surfing zombie ghouls
• Toro Y Moi - How I Know - I never tire of this song and perfectly executed haunted house.
• Jookabox - You Cried Me - forever indebted to Janet Timmons for the heads up on this song.
• SNL: Kids (Digital Exclusive) - okay, a break from the music videos.. enjoy this completely ridiculous short from Mike O'Brien.

Also, RIP to VINE but Huzzah to all the great favorites showing up.

Happy weekend! I'll be real. I'm writing this on a plane right now and the connection is not great. That being said, I'm not that guy, I'm just explaining why pickings are somewhat slim.

Be sure to read through this and this at some point this weekend, just for funsies and discussion topics.

• Ralph Wiggum, Duck Duck Goose - ten minutes of this. Can you endure? Can you manage to swing between the fits of laughter and tortorous feels this inspires?
• First Look: Nintendo Switch - Finally, something interesting from Nintendo - a proper melding of the DS and the latest Wii.
• Internet Dog Pack - it's turtles all the way down.
• Rolling Car Crash - no injuries or anything macabre here, just a kind singing and getting into a little fenderbender. Why I find this fascinating, I can not say.
• Rudy Giuliani Can't Keep His Hands To Himself - SuperDeluxe fuels your political nightmares.

I realize I've been posting a whole lot about yk records lately and I'm sorry if that's not the sort of thing you come here to read about. It's a passion project of mine that really seems to be hurdling forward at the moment and I just can't stop myself from cross posting.

That being said, please go listen to the new Jay Leo Phillips record, preorder that new Makeup and Vanity Set and get familiar with the latest from Slowmotions; as I'm sure you'll hear more about that in the coming weeks as well.

If you are still reading, thank you.

• Trump-rested Development - a pitch perfect mashup of politics and Arrested Development. via Paul.
• 24 Brentwood. Avon, CT - we've all been obsessed with this house at work lately. The video is a nice walkthrough of the insanity. Sure, it starts off innocent enough but by the time you start seeing the kitchen, you realize the nightmare within.
• Get the Cheese to Sick Bay - yep. via Paul
• VAPE NATION - I can't believe this is 7 minutes long and actually funny for almost all of it. I think it's the never-ending gif of socks, sandals and pajama pants.
• Alex Trebek's Brutal Observation - he's smiling but what a zing!
• L Ron Hubbard sings Thank You for Listening - All Father of Scientology bestows a musical gift upon us all. via John.
• Air Horn Illuminati - let me repeat that perfect combination of words: Air Horn Illuminati.
• Alien Disco - this is dumb but I couldn't look away.
• Doughnut Kitten, if you didn't see it earlier this week; be sure to chill out with the Doughnut Kitten.

Tons of yk records news this week. Hopefully that doesn't bother anyone that comes to this site on a regular basis. Please take some time to have a listen to the new Birdcloud album, the first track from Jay Leo Phillips and the newest Slowmotions track. I believe you'll enjoy them all greatly.

On to the distractions! Oh, and if you live in the path of Hurricane Matthew, please be safe.

• Beverly Hills Predator - I typically don't love these 80's sitcom intro recuts but the dancing Predators involvment here is undeniable.
• Sandwich Video: The Reel - great new compilation reel from Sandwich showing off all the great work they've done.
• HJ Freaks Bass Playing - this is my first exposure to HJ Freaks and I'm both highly enjoying it and baffled by it. Thanks Lee.
• Space Doggo - please let this become a viable meme.
• You and Your F**king Coffee - absurd series of sketches showing the absolutely devastation that comes with needing coffee. Oddly, it's also on Amazon.
• That Time of Year Again - you can't escape it. You will hear about this again and again over the next month.
• How to change your IP Address from Static to Dynamic - is this video trolling? Is this an SEO trick? I can not comprehend the horrendous quality mixed with hip-hop mixed with legitimately insightful tutorial. The Internet is truly a strange place.

Also, please enjoy this; delightful.

If you haven't listened to the first track from the newly announced Slowmotions album, please do so now. I think you're gonna love it and more songs will be released in the coming weeks. Oh, and a few more albums will be announced as well. Hope you're into that.

If you haven't heard this episode of ReplyAll, make time for it this weekend. Internet Meme meets politics.

On to the goodies!

• Psychogenic Fugue - what would you say if I told you that there's a 20-minute short film, funded by Squarespace, that features John Malkovich portraying seven famous scenes and characters from David Lynch films? There's also a soundtrack of David Lynch music performed by the likes of the Flaming Lips and Angelo Badalamenti. Yea, you'd doubt it was real. But it's very real and the trailer is pretty awesome.
• Introducing G Suite - you may not be excited by new Google offerings but the style of this ad is phenomenal.
• Mamy Yoko - after a stressful week this feels like the perfect break. On repeat for days. Via Chad.
• Pen Pineapple Apple Pen - sometimes it's best to know as little about a thing as possible. This is a great example.
• Teddy Ruxpin is Back - and they made the eyes creepier than ever. I look forward to the future memes exposing this nightmare fuel.
• 80's SynthAxe Demo - I don't suggest watching the entire 14 minute demo but just scrub through and appreciate the presentation of such an awesome looking absurdity.
• SpaceX Interplanetary System - kind of an insane ad from Elon Musk and SpaceX showing how a Mars colony could exist. It's slow and not that compelling but bonkers to think that this is going to be a real thing, likely in our lifetime.

You may also be interested in Trump Sniffs Compilation or Trump Beat ISIS but I can't bring myself to enjoy anything involving this truly horrible person.

I've got a lot of exciting things in the works for yk records and I can't wait to start sharing them. I'm tightening up release schedules and preparing some new sites for the coming months. I know Fall is not everyone's favorite time to release records but these are gonna be great. I hope you're excited too.

Anyway, I know why you're here. Let the distractions commence:

• Jimmy Fallon loves Donald Trump - lots of hub-bub last week when Fallon had Trump on his show and treated him like a goofy little so-and-so. Anyone that thinks we shouldn't expect more of Fallon should read this. Anyway, not getting political because Super Deluxe reworked the clip brilliantly and accurately.
• Save the Day - a talking heads video filled with celebrities reminding you to vote. Standard issue stuff until they break the fourth wall and mock themselves. It works.
• Deer and Bunny Playing - I don't care how AFHV this is, it warms the heart.
• Bertie Higgins - Key Largo - this song is enjoyable but the video leaves me with many questions. What is his necklace? Is that woman his lover? His daughter? Is a sweater appropriate beach wear? Is a sports coat and hawaiian shirt coming back? Is it already over?
• I Can Go For Sax - I just wanted to let you all know that I still listen to this regularly and still love it.
• LA Gifathon - you may recall the NYC Gifathon. This is the same but more LA.

There's also this new auto-lacing Nike show (it's real) and Hillary on Between Two Ferns. Enjoy.

I have no idea what that Nicolas Cage GIF is from and I don't want to know. My ignorance allows my imagination to conjure any number of situations in which this may have occured and they are all infinitly better than finding out it's just a loop from a movie. Ignorance truly is bliss when concerning Nicolas Cage.

• Rapping ToastDogs - my expectations were low and my enjoyment was off the charts. HT @misscrisp
• Leafblower Volcano - I can't help but think I've seen this before but the finale was such a treat it's worth reseeing.
• Yaaas Pokemon - perfectly stupid.
• Phantom of Paradise - every few years, this Brian de Palma film comes through my life and I'm reminded how empty my life is for still not having watched the entire thing.
• Wake Me Up - can you tell that I've been diving back into YouTube Haiku?
• Phil Lynott - Old Town - I was not until recently that I learned the singer of Thin Lizzy had some solo material. It's good. Real good. Thanks Austin.
• Dancing Man - my buddy Jamie is coming into town this weekend and there's nothing he enjoys more than an enthusiastic dance expression. This is for him.

I also really enjoyed this and this but didn't want to overwhelm you with absurd short clips. Or maybe I do.

Got any good weekend plans? What's new in your life? Things going okay? Great, I'm glad to hear it. You look a little stressed? Maybe you should just stop working, relax a little and distract yourself with some meaningless, ridiculous videos? Here you go.

• Stranger Things Theme (Metal Version) - yes, it's exactly as you'd imagine. Also, I think this man's scowl is real.
• Jonny Fritz "I Love Leaving" - I've always enjoyed the country styles of Mr. Fritz and they're made even more pleasant when paired with ridiculous youtube clips.
• Ian Curtis rides a Rollercoaster - this is a very specific joke but it is GREAT if you get it.
• Seinfeld Anime Opening - extremely ridiculous but impressively accurate. via Davis.
• Self-Proclaimed Idiot Hops Frieght Trains to Montauk - typically I would not recommend such a thing but it's an amusing 5 minute story. Well done self-proclaimed idiot.
• Don't Won't Listen to Owner (Subtitled) - yes, this is from 2012. yes, you've seen it. No, it hasn't lost a single bit of luster.
• 9/11 Mattress Commercial - is this real? Can this possibly be real? It can't be real.
• Joyce Wrice "Ain't No Need" - you like Vaporwave? you like cheesy 80's graphics? You like a diamond cutout with a bunch of ferns? I got you covered. Not enthralling but a solid vibe.
• Tough Guy Trump - I kind of hate linking anything having to do with Trump because even mocking him is giving him space in your brain that he doesn't deserve.

While you're at it, you might enjoy this. I did.

Was having a tough time picking this weeks cover art as I sorta wanted to go with this guy or maybe one of these gems but, ultimately, I think I made the right call.

Here you go:

• Mascots trailer - new movie from Christopher Guest courtesy of Netflix. Looks like another instant classic.
• Spike Jonze Kenzo Ad - absolutely fascinating and bizarre perfume ad from Spike Jonze. It's crazy and then it gets crazier and it's absolutely great from start to finish.
• Uncle Skeleton "A&O" - little self-indulgent promo here for the latest Uncle Skeleton record, Cocoa Beach. Watch the video, enjoy the album.
• Bill Clinton loves Police Academy - SuperDeluxe takes that DNC anecdote and amplifies it just right.
• Cat Curling - perfect.
• Monster Trucks trailer - I watched it and I didn't hate it. I hated myself for not hating it but I didn't hate it.
• Animals Being Weirdos - there's no shortage of Funny Animal Compilation videos out there but the Pet Collective seems to have the greatest taste in clips for my money.
• All Star lyric video - this is weird and then it gets real weird and then it gets really weird. Can you endure?
• Gene Wilder, Master of the Comedic Pause - nice tribute to Mr. Wilder and a great reminder to revisit his body of work in its entirety.

As previously mentioned, it's Weird Fears birthday! So, go listen to that today and then go see Mount Sharp in Brooklyn tomorrow night. Gonna be good.

On to the madness...

• Ben Dover at Newsmeum - First, be aware that there is a Newsmeum that lets anyone record their own news report and the full archive is unbelievable. Your entire weekend is now booked watching these loonies. second, thanks to Sage Boggs for making the world aware of this. Ben Dover, shown in the above video, is a pure reflection of the awkwardness in all of us. Just don't miss out on Bill, Dancin' Ashley or this compilation either.
• San Francisco Dog Bumpers - I want to watch this on repeat for days.
• DJ Shadow - Nobody Speak - take this video, re-film it and put it to a badass song. Magic. (NSFW language)
• Antonio Banderas: Hacker - there's a lot to enjoy here but I think the computer interface may be the best part... and that's saying a lot.
• Japanese McDonalds ads - I dunno how I ended up here but I highly enjoyed this strange compilation of early 80's McDonald's ads from Japan.
• Otter Juggling Stones - you now have a new aspirational goal to reach. Be this happy.
• The Secrets of "Daydreaming" - Rishi Kaneria goes deep inspecting the meaning behind Radiohead's epic video and song. I think it's safe to say there are some giant leaps being taken here but it's still interesting to see it dissected.