posted August 14, 2015 #
Hey, it's Friday! Time to kick off the ole boots and relax. If you haven't investigated the goodness of
Sleep Good yet.. do so now because I'm going to keep bugging you about it until you do.
- True Detective S2 Aerial Shots - last week I put a request for every aerial shot from True Detective Season 2 and Shawn Sutherland made it happen. Lovely
- Lawnmower Problems - danger awaits this man. Hope it all worked out.
- The Void - world's first virtual reality amusement park. I gotta admit, I would do this. It's like next gen blazer tag.
- Bulldog Box Lover - I watched every second of this. It's even better when presented as it was to me - as a "cautionary metaphor for how materialism blinds us all." Ridiculous. via John
- Bug-A-Salt 2.0 - do you have a fly problem? do you need more tiny piles of salt all around your house? Here's the perfect solution. via Keith
- The Arcs - "Put a Flower In Your Pocket" - the Arcs is a new undertaking involving Dan Auerbach from the Black Keys and Richard Swift from too many projects to count. Nice animated video for their first jam.
That's all I got! Short but sweet. Enjoy your life.
posted August 7, 2015 #
Hey! Another week of meetings and distracting entertainment for you. And, let's be honest, for me too. Go ahead and stop working now, you earned it.
posted July 31, 2015 #
Goodbye July, we hardly knew ya. I've got lots of good stuff on the horizon for the remainder of the year and July ending feels pretty exciting actually.
Enjoy these distractions!
- Adavi Donga Songs - this is the sort of thing I'd usually tag on the end of Friday Videos to say "look how nuts this is!" but it's so good that we should all appreciate it right off. Watch the whole thing, Please!
- Beyonce Chicken Dance - if you told me this was real, I would not doubt you for a second.
- Hard Copy 1991 - an investigative report on a found video tape and an unsolved murder... or maybe just lost footage from a Nine Inch Nails video.
- Tame Impala - Cause I'm A Man - when I thought about the video for this song I imagined exactly zero things depicted here. This is so far off the wall it's hard to explain. 80's CG to the extreme. I think it's so bad it's good but it might just be too weird to tell.
- Mini Mansions - Cheap Leather - not my favorite song from their latest record but a good one nonetheless. This video goes through a treasure trove of glitchy DVD effects, so it wins me over.
- Workin' In a Cocktail Bar - stick with it. The absurdity gets better and better as it goes along. via.
- Fox TV - literally, foxes for 97 minutes. Not exactly a thrilling video but great background fodder for myself.
Oh, and
watch this. A bunch.
posted July 24, 2015 #
I'm having a hard time believing that it's nearing the end of July. Summer is fleeting to be sure.
If you are in the Brooklyn area this weekend, please come see
Birdcloud. If you are not, please see them
in your town.
The above image depicts
real chip flavors. Just think about that for a bit.
- Jurassic Park: High Heels Edition - the GIF is actually funnier than the trailer but both are nice commentary on the absurdity of the worst part of Jurassic World, the high heels.
- Rue McLanahan Cat Party - maybe this is super old but I don't care, it's my absolute new favorite combination of words.
- Reflektor Tapes First Look - Arcade Fire documentary seems like an inevitable thing, which it was. Because here's the first teaser for it.
- Batman covers Kiss From A Rose - I openly admit to how stupid this is but I can't resist the enjoyment it brings.
- Here We Go Magic - Falling - new song and video from a consistently enjoyable band.
- Fargo Season 2 - this show feels like a critics favorite but not really widely enjoyed by the masses. This is unfortunate because Season 2 looks like it will be even better than the first, a hard task by every stretch.
- PIXELS, the review - sometimes you encounter a diatribe of the perfectly worded and executed vitriol and can't help but love it. I watched this entire 10 minute review of Pixels and would watch it again in a heartbeat. I'm not surprised the movie is awful but I am pleased at this takedown. Do yourself a favor and just watch the original short that they bought the rights to - it's 1,000x better.
posted July 17, 2015 #
This feels like one of those
good weeks. The list of distractions may be shorter than usual but they are serious quality. Enjoy.
If you need further entertainment, just google image search YOUR NAME with "the hedgehog". You get some
wonderful results.
posted July 10, 2015 #
You know the drill folks. Enjoy these distractions and then get yourself to the weekend, Stat!
Also, please
watch this.
posted July 3, 2015 #
Hopefully you're having a long weekend like the rest of America (even if you're living outside the US, we should all get a day off, right?). Here's some distracting videos to help your day go smoother:
Have a great weekend, no matter what the length of it may be.
posted June 26, 2015 #
My week was ultra short thanks to a VHX retreat upstate. So, my browsing and finding distracting video hasn't been at an all time how. That being said, I think you'll feel plenty distracted and ready to embrace your Summer Friday.
That's it! Have a great weekend.
posted June 19, 2015 #
The days just
fly by, huh? Or maybe I'm having a short work week followed by another short work week and I'm just feeling the crunch time a little more intensely. Who can say. Enjoy these distractions:
Have a great weekend. If you need
more distraction how about reading up on
Matilda, the cat with a rare eye disease that makes it look like a 100% alien? It will haunt your dreams, you've been warned.
More? I suggest spending the rest of your afternoon refreshing the
Snack Database for new, fun, random Snack Facts.
posted June 12, 2015 #
The future is here! Look at
this tweet, it's undeniably here. Oof.
Here is your weekly dose of distractions. You'll need em.
- Moontrap Trailer - late 80's sci-fi at its finest. You don't even need to see the movie after watching this, cause you'll have seen it all.
- Steve Jobs on Music Subscriptions - turns out, in 2003, Jobs was convinced music subscriptions were a terrible idea. Or, at the very least, that's the way he spun it. Interesting change in just a small amount of time.
- Steve Jobs Pissed Off Moments - just for good measure, a compilation of Jobs being a real prick.
- Tipsy DARPA Robots - some of these flipouts will become dance moves, mark my word.
- Bully - Trying - local Nashville band releases their first official video off their forthcoming full-length Feels Like.
- Fidlar - 40oz On Repeat - a mediocre song but a tribute to all things 90s, mostly with cardboard. Relive your younger days with this new, meh, song!
- Bladerunner B-Roll Cut - 45 minute cut of Bladerunner comprised mostly of b-roll footage. That is literally all I know about this.
Love
these dogs but, moreso, love the
Illuminati twist.
posted June 5, 2015 #
I've no idea what the above animated gif is from but it's incredible. Someone, please, give me some insight. Aside from that, check out these selected distractions! Oh, and if you haven't been following the
VHX Instagram, get on it! I'm throwing gold over there.
Need more? Watch
this Aaron Chewning vine, over and over and over. I'm also planning on diving into the
Fermi Paradox, Pt. II. The Internet is an endless wonderland.
posted May 29, 2015 #
How is it that the short weeks at work somehow feel the longest? A question for the ages! If you haven't watched that
Kung Fury short yet, get on it now. You'll thank yourself later. Beyond that, enjoy the following distractions:
- Riker - Episode 1 - a TNG spin-off focused on Riker? Yes please. Thank you Paul for the heads up on this.
- Trevor Noah - Daily Show tryout - trying out Jon Stewarts chair. Not super funny but interesting to see that the promotion has begun for his September takeover.
- Temporary Secretary Live Debut - despite being in the McCartney catalog for a long time, this is the live debut of it. It's every bit as awkward as the recording but lovable specifically because of that.
- Hackerman's Hacking Tutorial - just another Kung Fury teaser for you to be convinced to get into this wacky short.
- Trapos - Superstition - I have no idea what this series is but the Rag characters are one part Menomena and one part Mighty Boosh. It's weird and I'm glad to be ignorant to its intentions.
- Teen Men - Adventure Kids video - I shared this earlier in the week but if you haven't caught this HazelSt creation, do so now.
- Berlin 1945 - color footage of Berlin after the bombing. Not so much funny as it is fascinating. The sound design also makes it feel even weirder and sadder given the destruction.
- Sam Prekop - A Geometric - very atmospheric, ambient piece of work from Prekop but I like it. Good mood piece to improve your day.
- The Chips - "Rubber Biscuit" - going to make this my first Summer Jam.
I'm also looking forward to
this, as every season has been great.
posted May 22, 2015 #
I'm off to Salem, MA this weekend to check out some witch stuff with my lady and enjoy the long weekend. If you have any suggestions, drop me a line. Enjoy this long list of distractions - you earned it simply by reading this.
- Mad Men Series Finale Alternative Ending - no, this has nothing to do with the GIF above. And, yes, spoilers within if you haven't seen the finale yet.
- Redrawing Taylor Swift - Shake it Off Rotoscoped - 49 students were given 52 frames of Shake It Off and redrew it in whatever style they wanted. Results are compelling just for the ADD nature of it all.
- Maya Rudolph Commencement - a bit of an endurance challenge but the funny moments are pretty absurdly on point.
- Bloodsport Mentos Commercial - I'll be honest, I've never seen Bloodsport and if you showed me this and told me it was an honest-to-god Mentos commercial, I'd believe you without hesitation. via Lee.
- What is Dropbox? - yes, you know what Dropbox is but this is a nice new ad from them. Apparently worked on by some familiar faces.
- Golden Age of Knowledge 2013 - this is a seven-minute commercial for a series of books. It's slow at first but it gets continuously more absurd. How is this real? How is it seven minutes?! via John
- SHEER MAG - Fan The Flames - I've listened to this song a good 20 times this week. The distorted vocals are just fascinating to my ears.. and the visuals are unexpected and delightful.
- Final Letterman Top Ten - Letterman's final show was the end of an era and it's good to see him going out on a nice high note.
- Letterman's Final Thank You - to me, it's rare to see honest outpouring of emotions on TV. It's not exactly a medium designed for authenticity, so it's good to take in these moments. Letterman wasn't a big part of my life or leaving a hole in television / Internet viewing but I applaud him for all he's done.
If you still need more mindless entertainment, please point your browser to this mashup of
Transformers ruining classic movies.
posted May 15, 2015 #
I've been in TN all week and not spent a
ton of time on the ole Internet. Hopefully this weekly dump of distraction serves its purpose properly and you find your mind wandering to more important subjects, like what
are you going to do with your weekend?
- Rick & Morty Simpsons Crossover - it's a great Adult swim gag that crosses over into the Simpsons universe and then into the Futurama universe. Should I be watching this show? I loved this.
- Emotional Titanic Flute - the best part of this is that it's over 4 minutes long. That's a lot of emotion.
- Better If You Didn't - Step Out of the Way - the first episode of my friends new skit show is up. If we're being perfectly honest, I'm not that keen on the intro so start here and enjoy!
- Suturing a Grape - tiny, delicate, robot hands suture up a grape skin. I believe a human doctor is driving this thing but you can easily foresee a future where these little nanobots take care of us. We're basically indestructible now.
- Guy talking Sh*t to a possum - I'm not a possum hater. I think they can be cute in their own way. Despite that opinion, this guy talking shit at one is pretty funny.
- Edubb - Whooty - apparently this is what my girlfriend listens to at work all day. She really leads a secret life. ;)
- Tim & Eric - Music is Four Songs - when you hear that Dell, you know.
- Spoon - Inside Out - slow panning Spoon music video goodness.
Have a great weekend. There's more awkward treats awaiting you
here.
posted May 8, 2015 #
I'm off in New Orleans, posting this from the magical ether of Future Datetime Stamping. Pretty spooky, right? Hope your weekend is going well, I have high hopes for my own. Enjoy these distractions.
posted May 1, 2015 #
It's May. In New York this means 50 degree temperatures. Can't say I'm a fan. Regardless, lots of travel coming up this month to some warmer regions. Looking forward to some legit spring!
- Cat Riding Magic Carpet (A Whole New World) - I neglected to include this video last week and, frankly, it's one of those classics that delights at any time. Watch it twice.
- Tidal - End The Suffering - only the British could properly pull of this little skewering. It's pretty much impossible for mega-rich people to undertake schemes to become more mega-rich without looking like a buncha jerks.
- Dog in a fountain - Spring. This is how I wanna feel.
- RATATAT - CREAM ON CHROME - apparently these fluorescent lights were developed by Anamanaguchi.. nice effect. Great to hear RATATAT return.
- MLC 2012 - Competitive juggling championships. I can say no more.
- Best News Bloopers 80s and 90s - News bloopers are choice but vintage design bloopers are just slightly better.
Have a great weekend. Get outside!
posted April 24, 2015 #
posted April 21, 2015 #
It's unfortunate that the
Animation Sequence Project embeds their submissions so tiny because the concept is great. Ask anyone with animation, video or art skills to create a 10 second animation that begins and ends with a 250x250 square dead center. That's the only requirement and it allows every animation to be linked together, despite being entirely unrelated.
The above embeds two pages of submissions but there are
tons more.
posted April 17, 2015 #
Tomorrow is
Record Store Day - a celebration of independent record stores (and an effort to raise capital for physical media). So, make an effort to drop by one of your local record stores if you have one and stare at all the folks crazed with vinyl fever. Or, better yet, join them.
If you find yourself in need of entertainment this weekend, gaze upon the
Men's Hairstyles Club. You're welcome.
posted April 10, 2015 #
Big week this week - namely in the release of that
Makeup and Vanity Set record,
Wilderness. I promise to stop talking about it so much but I'm happy to announce that the first run of the vinyl has already
Sold Out. That's a helluva accomplishment in my opinion and I'm hoping we push forward to a second run. If you need further convincing beyond my gushing, read
these reviews - that should do it. And now, on to the videos...
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 4 - I know this made the rounds last week but I'm still obsessed with it. The previous episodes were good but this is next level greatness.
- Penicillin Baby - Stick It Out - Nashville band that's been good for some time but they've just released this weird video and are going on tour. Hoping for good things from them.
- Stairway To Stardom (1988) - Horowitz & Spector "Boiled Chicken" - This is but one entry in the spellbinding collection of Stairway to Stardom courtesy of Network Awesome. Many thanks to Paige for the existence of this wonderful little spot on the Internet.
- The very BEST of TAMMY Chelcie Lynn - I posted an out-of-context clip from Chelcie Lynn last week and soon learned that her hilarious redneck character is, indeed, intentional. I'm a bit bummed to be in on the secret but happy there's so much more of her absurdity to see.
- Real Life Batsuit: Combat Armor - This guy built a real life Batsuit and uses this video to show it off. I'm all for earnestness and accomplishing personal projects but there's something about this video that is perfectly amusing. I'm sure they are aware of a man fast punching at a person's stomach is a classic comedy trope. Well done Bat fan.
- Ethnic Zorigoo ft Zaya - Mongolian throat rapping. It's a thing and I love it.
- mooney's minutes - nice dose of Kyle Mooney from 2013. You needed a little awkward in your weekend.
If you haven't seen this
teaser for
Eidolon, get into it.
Joey did a great job. Speaking of teasers.. how about this
True Detective Season 2 preview... not sure what to think!
Have a great weekend, whenever you read this.