A few notes:

• The Andy Rooney Game is brilliant and simple. "Remove everything but the first and last sentences from Andy Rooney's segment on 60 Minutes." There are a bunch of them and they never get old. Via JNonFiction.
• "Advanced Fast Hand Finger Wizard Master Class" was created by Brendon Small - co-creator of "Metalocalypse" and "Home Movies." It's really long but the first 45 seconds are well worth a watch.
• "Strong Kids, Safe Kids" is an edutainment film about child molestation.. if you jump a minute in you will understand the serious weirdness of this one.
• "Krystal the Sexy Fox" - WTF!?

BONUS! Andy Rooney on Bill Gates - it's hysterically obvious he knows next to nothing about computers except Bill Gates is to blame.

Video notes:

• You must get through the first minute of the "Big Ideas (Don't Get Any)" video... your mind will be effectively blown.
• More info on the Giant White Glove can be read about here. The effect is hysterical.
• The Conan sketch is just one that I hadn't seen that was worth a great laugh. Hopefully Google video embedded it properly.

Also, I would have embedded this Bob Odenkirk video but the MySpace video was so baffling that I just gave up after about 10 seconds of trying.

The videos this week actually aren't that weird but they are fairly random. The 'Principal Blackman' clip is from Strangers With Candy and serves as an excellent reminder that if you haven't watched the show, you're missing out.

I should also note that this would have been embedded as well today if slashfilm didn't have some weird video player that doesnt allow sharing.

Have a great weekend!

Enjoy your weekend! I am off to NYC tomorrow to live / work / experience the city for a month (at least). It may take me a few days to get acclimated once I'm up there but once I do, mostly-regular posting will continue.

Stole that ABC 3D video from Mason.. love it. Please note that the E O Tchan video is insanely weird and probably quite NWS.

Have a great weekend!

I admittedly stole the Dirty Cowboy clip from Madrid.. He also suggests spending some time with Italo Disco - I can't disagree.

Have a great weekend.

Okay, so the Friday Videos are a bit early this week because I'm off to SXSW today and seriously doubt I'll be on the computer all that much. If this post looks weird to you - be sure to shift+refresh to snag the latest CSS updates...

If you're in the Nashville area this Saturday, please attend the opening of the Smallest Art Gallery... I've seen all the work that is going up and it is seriously amazing. Not in a kitschy way either; just because it is a small canvas doesn't make it any less impressive.

Have a great weekend!

Alot of these videos require some patience. "Furby Gurdy" gets better about 1:30 into it. "Incredible" starts slow and then gets, well, incredible. "Baby, I'm Black" gets better as it goes but is entirely the opposite of subtle - it's crude and to the point.. in the best way (via Nick).

The "Raptor Goodness" requires no patience and pays off immediately. Thank you Daniel.

It should be noted that the "One Finger" video is a good ad that becomes a great ad because of the little Dutch girl saying "danku mistah." Perfect.

Have a great weekend everyone.. I plan to.

Lasagna Cat is probably one of the weirdest things I've encountered on the web in awhile. I don't find it particularly funny and I think that's sort of the point.

Have a great weekend everyone.

The "Infomerical Aesthetic" video is real tough to get through the first minute but then it picks up in the weirdest of ways. Certainly not for everyone but mesmerizing for some (myself included).

Have a great weekend.

Have a great weekend.

* From 'The Mighty Boosh' - and quite possibly one of my most favorite things ever.

That's it! Have a great weekend.. and if you're thinking of seeing the new Rambo, please consider these stats.

If these videos aren't entertaining enough for you, try your hand at Tetrical - the 3D version of Tetris. Absurdly difficult.

If that first video won't play for you (the play hit area is tiny), just go here.

Have a great weekend.

1. How has a Fight Club / Matrix trailer mashup not existed before now?
2. www. memory is beyond awful but it needs to be shared for that very reason.
3. Get Out!! is my favorite 22 seconds of Internet video ever.

Have a great weekend. See you at the Codaphonic show.

A few notes:

• Conan really doesn't need writers to be hilarious.
• Be sure to read this article in order to understand the relevance of that Czech TV Hack - otherwise it's just a weird, sort of lame, video.
• The Trenchoat video is comprised of 10,000 cut outs. Even if you don't love the song (which I don't) you have to appreciate the effort put into that.
• The Noah and the Whale video is like if Wes Anderson made music videos 15 years ago, before he tackled making movies.

Have a great weekend.

It's only three but it's better than nothing, right? I hope everyone has a great New Years celebration and gets to enjoy some time off.

Thanks for reading - it is much appreciated.

Happy Holidays and all that. I hope you all get to enjoy some time off work and relax with family and friends. I may be posting during the duration but expect things to be slow until 2008. Take care.