Take a moment to watch the "Sheets" video from the forthcoming Aziz Ansari release, Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening. There's some NSFW language but it's hysterical and worth losing your job over.

Related: Follow Aziz on Tumblr and Twitter.

Also related: Follow Paul Scheer and Rob Huebel as well.

Forget about using Twitter to keep up with people you actually know.. it's best served as a tool for incoming hilarious blurbs.