On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets

I must admit, I've been wearing my tinfoil hat a bit recently - especially in regards to 2024 election fraud. I'm convinced it happened and the evidence is going to slowly trickle out. The consequences will be nill but I do believe it will eventually come to light.

But how effective is my tinfoil hat? To answer that, we turn to this MIT study On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets. Turns out, the hat is actually amplifying radio signals, not obfuscating them. I may need to rethink my tactics.