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posted December 31, 2018 #

2019 is the year I finally go big with my theory that the guy from the Counting Crows is just Marc Maron in a wig https://t.co/eVyqsFTYKY

posted December 31, 2018 #

2019 TO DOs: + be a digital nomad? + see a new animal I’ve never seen? + defiantly eat recalled foods? + Rebuke something RANDOM ? + Make amens ? + articulate gnawing, persistent feeling of extreme emptiness & detachment ?

posted December 27, 2018 #

What’s your fav thing about apartment life. I like hearing my neighbor loudly pissing

posted December 27, 2018 #

anyone ever notice how everyone born in the 90s is between 19-28 years old but everyone born in the 80s is between 29-38 years old

posted December 27, 2018 #

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME COMIC SANS WAS INSPIRED BY WATCHMEN https://t.co/QrRZjcnAbO https://t.co/lD1yfM4H72

posted December 27, 2018 #

What's a good haircut for a white man with straight hair. The man is me

posted December 27, 2018 #

@anildash https://t.co/rbqKtdTmSo

posted December 27, 2018 #

Name someone better than me at waiting. I'll wait.

posted December 27, 2018 #

I want to take a moment to thank everyone who’s listened to Bandsplainer since its launch in 2018. I’m glad I took the risk of doing this podcast as I’ve had such wonderful discussions & learned so much! I have many big ideas & more content coming in 2019 I can’t wait to share!

posted December 26, 2018 #

My new film RECORDER is about Marion Stokes who recorded TV 24/7 for 30 years. I'm pulling stills from her 70K VHS tapes and they're now on Tumblr: https://t.co/o2NVrxoDij https://t.co/hTjSQMuUrA

posted December 26, 2018 #

Just remember, if you don't buy at least two trucks during Truckuary, then Toyota will go out of business, you don't want that do you?

posted December 26, 2018 #

Last night two Cork lads slagged me for saying "baguette". I asked them what they call it and they said "long bread". Christmas highlight by a mile.

posted December 26, 2018 #

My first cut! Who would have thought a 34 year old idiot from Gallatin, TN would have an uncredited meme gone platinum (3515 ❤️s) on someone else’s gram? https://t.co/LnTJooG1JT

Sable

posted December 26, 2018 #

Game look inspired by Moebius. Beautiful trailer.

posted December 25, 2018 #

Die Hard is a sandwich. Hot dogs are Christmas movies. Meaning is dissolving and language is inadequate to vocalize our pain. A burrito is a ravioli.

posted December 25, 2018 #

I cannot see another photo of people in matching pajamas. It's, like, a medical thing. I have a note from my doctor.
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