posted December 31, 2018 #
2019 is the year I finally go big with my theory that the guy from the Counting Crows is just Marc Maron in a wig https://t.co/eVyqsFTYKY
posted December 31, 2018 #
2019 TO DOs:
+ be a digital nomad?
+ see a new animal I’ve never seen?
+ defiantly eat recalled foods?
+ Rebuke something RANDOM ?
+ Make amens ?
+ articulate gnawing, persistent feeling of extreme emptiness & detachment ?
posted December 30, 2018 #
Delightfully brutal as only Paul Robertson can do
posted December 27, 2018 #
What’s your fav thing about apartment life. I like hearing my neighbor loudly pissing
posted December 27, 2018 #
anyone ever notice how everyone born in the 90s is between 19-28 years old but everyone born in the 80s is between 29-38 years old
posted December 27, 2018 #
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME COMIC SANS WAS INSPIRED BY WATCHMEN https://t.co/QrRZjcnAbO https://t.co/lD1yfM4H72
posted December 27, 2018 #
What's a good haircut for a white man with straight hair. The man is me
posted December 27, 2018 #
@anildash https://t.co/rbqKtdTmSo
posted December 27, 2018 #
Name someone better than me at waiting. I'll wait.
posted December 27, 2018 #
I want to take a moment to thank everyone who’s listened to Bandsplainer since its launch in 2018. I’m glad I took the risk of doing this podcast as I’ve had such wonderful discussions & learned so much! I have many big ideas & more content coming in 2019 I can’t wait to share!
posted December 26, 2018 #
My new film RECORDER is about Marion Stokes who recorded TV 24/7 for 30 years. I'm pulling stills from her 70K VHS tapes and they're now on Tumblr: https://t.co/o2NVrxoDij https://t.co/hTjSQMuUrA
posted December 26, 2018 #
Just remember, if you don't buy at least two trucks during Truckuary, then Toyota will go out of business, you don't want that do you?
posted December 26, 2018 #
Last night two Cork lads slagged me for saying "baguette". I asked them what they call it and they said "long bread". Christmas highlight by a mile.
posted December 26, 2018 #
My first cut! Who would have thought a 34 year old idiot from Gallatin, TN would have an uncredited meme gone platinum (3515 ❤️s) on someone else’s gram? https://t.co/LnTJooG1JT
posted December 26, 2018 #
"... the derelict McBarge."
posted December 26, 2018 #
Game look inspired by Moebius. Beautiful trailer.
posted December 25, 2018 #
Die Hard is a sandwich. Hot dogs are Christmas movies. Meaning is dissolving and language is inadequate to vocalize our pain. A burrito is a ravioli.
posted December 25, 2018 #
I cannot see another photo of people in matching pajamas. It's, like, a medical thing. I have a note from my doctor.