posted March 4, 2018 #

I just won an Oscar. WTF?!?

posted March 4, 2018 #

"Now straight wide dudes can watch me and relate to me. It's not that hard. I've done it my whole life." -@kumailn YES #oscars

posted March 4, 2018 #

Hey that commercial where a doorbell tells his son to not date rape his prom date sure is a great vision of the future! #Oscars

posted March 4, 2018 #

deeply comforting https://t.co/Za8GWRV1fc

posted March 4, 2018 #

Kinda wish the fishman from Shape of Water was playing mandolin with Sufjan in that performance #Oscars

posted March 4, 2018 #

The Academy Awards are on, so one final update to my Oscar piracy spreadsheet. Only two nominated films didn't leak online in high-quality format before the ceremony: All the Money in the World and The Last Jedi. https://t.co/93R0e6ktnl

posted March 4, 2018 #

This #HereWeAre Twitter commercial just gave me chills. That was stunning. Now. Twitter, we shall await your continued work to make this platform safer for women who look like those in that commercial.

posted March 4, 2018 #

Ok that montage convinced me, I’ll think I’ll start seeing movies

posted March 4, 2018 #

Has Sam Rockwell never heard of a jetski

posted March 4, 2018 #

Official Sam Rockwell dancing gif thread https://t.co/ekeBLQi5cL

posted March 4, 2018 #

Mayarina Abramovdolph. Absolutely love it absolutely love her https://t.co/YBYdtuIQir

@vin_trash

posted March 4, 2018 #

some quality trash to see here

posted March 4, 2018 #

Today I discovered a single white eyebrow hair which I'm pretty sure means my mutant powers will be surfacing any day now.

posted March 4, 2018 #

Got an Echo? Ask Alexa to sing the alphabet. https://t.co/eYWDOxLcft

posted March 3, 2018 #

My Twitter app is permanently showing two unread notifications and I'm pretty sure this is what hell is like. https://t.co/qFFOQH9MDj

posted March 3, 2018 #

Wrote about the wild and pillowy and great new @suunsband record https://t.co/XdDtzIc46N

posted March 3, 2018 #

[queer eye] jonathan: a little lip scrub goes a long way antoni: hummus is the guacamole of the middle east tan: try wearing a short sleeve shirt with a collar karamo: look in the mirror and say something u like about urself bobby: i have built u a brand new house from scratch

posted March 2, 2018 #

Every song title is a perfect song title https://t.co/kgrDceHBvh

posted March 2, 2018 #

@AshSpurge Born 2 Choogle

posted March 2, 2018 #

@yewknee @AshSpurge NO. UGH. MICHAEL.