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posted January 28, 2018 #

The best performance of the night is Reba McIntire as Colonel Sanders. #grammys

posted January 28, 2018 #

In the future, when people talk about "Dante", they won't be referring to the 14th century poet but to director Joe Dante, the mind that gave us Gremlins 2: The New Batch.

posted January 28, 2018 #

Katie Holmes = sexy Olive Oyl

posted January 28, 2018 #

I just feel like you all should know that the kids on tumblr won't stop photoshopping horrible things onto Hot Pockets packaging https://t.co/3ikdvY8zoq

posted January 28, 2018 #

EXCUSE ME I JUST NEED TO SCREAM ABOUT @JanelleMonae IN THIS SUIT FOR A SECOND!!!!!!!!!!!!! #GRAMMYs https://t.co/O4GgySR4uf

posted January 28, 2018 #

Rat taking a shower like human ? https://t.co/HMK1vG23EH

posted January 28, 2018 #

Sam Smith is just Jude Law with a falsetto and no charisma

posted January 28, 2018 #

@yewknee "What a performance!"

posted January 28, 2018 #

I actually can't get over the name of this knock off orange julius chain https://t.co/EcVRECZyiF

posted January 28, 2018 #

is there a name for this condition, and is it treatable https://t.co/4WNro8ZM6j

posted January 27, 2018 #

@yewknee Jnco’s?

posted January 26, 2018 #

me pretending to be productive: https://t.co/3xZR2SZrws

posted January 26, 2018 #

My amazing friend is going to run this game. https://t.co/LClmVZlIC3

posted January 26, 2018 #

Yikes, Wikipedia ? https://t.co/N0LoC5jSY0

posted January 26, 2018 #

Reba McEntire is the first woman to become KFC's new Col. Sanders. https://t.co/3qH7QbbMEd

Friday Videos - Jan 26th, 2018

posted January 26, 2018 #

I was in New York all week and this has greatly dampered my ability to cruise around the Internet and stockpile absurd videos for distraction. I had a blast but the list this week will be short. Drop me a line on Twitter to let me know what I should have included.
  • Cheerios - a bit of sound editing goes a long way.
  • Candide Thovex - first off, I didn't know people ski'ed over dirt, grass and through jungles. Just did not know it was a thing. Second, this is stunning looking. This is generally not something I'd spend time with but the editing and drone shots are undeniable.
  • Ocean Gravity - a beautiful short film captured underwater with a diver adrift. Pretty amazing how the comparison to space and the deep sea works so aptly.
  • Metallica, Smooth Jazz - it's been awhile since you heard this and you need a gentle reminder to let it back into your life. Many thanks to my brother for the refresher course.
Stay safe. Be warm!

posted January 25, 2018 #

I dreamt about this thing called The Puppy-Dog Paradigm. It’s essentially a law that allows humans to shit in the street as long as they pick it up with a bag.
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