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posted November 26, 2017 #

My nephew been eating Leftovers for the past 2 days ?? https://t.co/PEqfCWkm8g

posted November 25, 2017 #

Slack => Rebranded IRC Soylent => Rebranded Ensure Uber Shuttle => Rebranded Bus Co-Living => Rebranded Roommates "Making" => Rebranded Your Parents Hobbies Alexa => Rebranded Surveillance ICO => Rebranded Ponzi Scheme Virtual Reality => actually this is new hey

posted November 24, 2017 #

We never will, but it’s very important that we be able to. But we won’t. So let us do it. Because we won’t do it. Which is why we’re spending so much money to make sure we can. But we won’t. But let us. https://t.co/6f3qJupZRS

posted November 24, 2017 #

(deep breath) OK, here goes. Fixing the MacBook Pro: https://t.co/iQZYO96sgb

posted November 24, 2017 #

Breakfast Alone is only $15 online for Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, and Cyber Monday! It just might be the perfect gift! ❤️?❤️ https://t.co/qxFNMDZF17

posted November 24, 2017 #

Happy thanksgiving to this woman only https://t.co/4eFHLCNsak

An Open Letter to the FCC

posted November 23, 2017 #

Eric Schneiderman investigation into false comments and the ensuing block of digging deeper

posted November 23, 2017 #

Chill out. https://t.co/THfnuE9QUS

posted November 23, 2017 #

only REAL 90s kids will remember THIS!!!! https://t.co/bS3FmCW2ly

posted November 23, 2017 #

Every time I am here for Thanksgiving I find a new tableau that epitomizes My Parents' House. But I can't imagine a… https://t.co/7K5WmL8qEo

posted November 23, 2017 #

A sitcom where every episode is Thanksgiving (because Thanksgiving episodes get good ratings) and every episode is… https://t.co/XcSKqozhrA

posted November 23, 2017 #

There are no words for Kris Kristofferson's latest film, in which he portrays a talking ghost dog who wants to plan… https://t.co/VlLyrmFJhh

posted November 23, 2017 #

This year I’m thankful for my “Unsure Trump” bot- it changes his !s to ?s + lets you follow Trump’s tweets without… https://t.co/mkOKMHafsD

posted November 23, 2017 #

Invite me to your Thanksgiving party and I will anxiously straighten all of your crooked picture frames

posted November 23, 2017 #

This just in: Rode-hard Saluki that grew up in a Marshall’s is unqualified to do job. https://t.co/EwpBfFhoFE

posted November 23, 2017 #

Truly Thankful for this Desert Golfing update! https://t.co/cLkaIkyVVT
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