Put it in Your Pocket

Some various reads to throw in your Pocket or whatever Read-Later service you prefer:

• Are Cats Spies Sent by Aliens? A Deep Examination of One of the Internet's Best Conspiracy Theories - Obviously this is completely ridiculous but entertaining.
• Sex On A Pile Of Cash Didn't Meet Man's Expectations - possible contender for Best Hilarious Headline That Isn't From The Onion.
• Jack Handey Is the Envy of Every Comedy Writer in America - it's true, who doesn't love Jack Handey??