Many thanks to Paige for this writeup: I'm a Social Media Rockstar.

Everyone in our company is super creative. Most of the men have beards and the women joke about how lonely they are. Last week, Karen, our producer, said that she saw a pacifier on the sidewalk and burst into tears. I know that doesn’t sound like a very good joke, but the way Karen said it made everyone laugh really hard. I don’t even think we noticed Karen walk away. One of us was just all of a sudden like, “Hey! Where’s Karen?”

That's just but one gem of a countless many contained within the posting. Fortunately I don't ever really encounter people with this personality but I know they exist and I'm happy to steer clear.