My friend Martin stumbled across some amusing samples tucked away in the "Voices" Jam Pack from Apple and decided to post them for us all. His description does it the best justice:

I was idly flipping through all the various samples in my install of Logic when I stumbled upon this gem. Apparently as part of the "Voices" Jam Pack, Apple offers this set of sounds for anyone who doesn't have any "urban" friends but would like to make their Garageband production sound a little more "street".

Prepare to cringe. This is just me playing a chromatic scale on through. Oh and inexplicably at the end it goes all fake David Lee Roth and Wanky British Session Musician.

Mindblowing.

Mindblowing indeed. And hilarious.