posted April 28, 2019 #
to listen. i'm confident i'll enjoy.
posted April 28, 2019 #
Coming to the @criterionchannl May 6 (and thanks, #CriterionChannel). https://t.co/Hy7ig0KAki
posted April 27, 2019 #
I keep confusing Thanos with Theranos.
posted April 27, 2019 #
@yewknee He’s wrong. Building 7 caused measles. The Denver Airport caused autism.
posted April 26, 2019 #
Sincerely still not over the fact that “fake banana flavor” is actually based on a type of banana everyone used to eat but it got wiped out in the 1960s. And for FIFTY YEARS we as a society are like nah it’s cool we don’t need to update the fake flavor to match the new bananas???
posted April 26, 2019 #
TALKING HEADS - THIS MUST BE THE PLACE (COVER) https://t.co/7pXV0c8Ui0
posted April 26, 2019 #
@yewknee @lyft BD9 was my least favorite Trek series.
posted April 26, 2019 #
PET SHOP BOYS - WEST END GIRLS (COVER) https://t.co/uzu18yxuUw
posted April 26, 2019 #
Mr Kleon is on the road. Go say hi.
posted April 26, 2019 #
@yewknee someone revealing deep in the replies that it’s a woodblock in the real recording and never was a cowbell ?
posted April 26, 2019 #
I woke up at 5:30am this morning, completely unprompted and entirely refreshed. Is this an anamoly or have I entered the 40+ era of existence where your body just compels you to awaken as the sun is rising? Will 6am now be considered "sleeping in"? I guess what I'm asking is, What Is Happening To My Body?
Enjoy some distractions from life's hard questions...
Nashville residents, you
must watch this. Avoid downtown this weekend, unless you're a True Masochist™.
posted April 26, 2019 #
I never, in my wildest dreams, thought I would have to explain the @nbcsnl "Cowbell" sketch to another human being, but okay, here we go....
First: Yes, there's a joke, and no, it's not watching other people pretend they get it. They actually get it. You're the one who's lost. https://t.co/uwssSw6NqX
posted April 26, 2019 #
i tried it, don't love it. But maybe you will?
posted April 26, 2019 #
blessing the TL https://t.co/EG2OKB8HR8
posted April 26, 2019 #
Is it true that the post credits scene is another whole feature length film?
posted April 26, 2019 #
My wife just saw the grape stomping lady video for the first time and it’s so joyful to see it through her eyes.
posted April 25, 2019 #
Shout out to the mom at my 6 year old daughters class recital wearing the “Stop being a Pussy” t shirt
posted April 25, 2019 #
What's your favorite coat factory mine's probably Burlington
posted April 25, 2019 #
Now that Biden is officially in, I set up my very own 2020 Dems bracket! Candidates are seeded by their current polling, and since there are 20 candidates there are a couple play-in games. Who you got? https://t.co/4B2JE03KX8
posted April 25, 2019 #
everyone please pray for me, nothing’s wrong I’m just on my way downtown for an interview during the NFL draft mess