posted November 24, 2017 #

Happy thanksgiving to this woman only https://t.co/4eFHLCNsak

An Open Letter to the FCC

posted November 23, 2017 #

Eric Schneiderman investigation into false comments and the ensuing block of digging deeper

posted November 23, 2017 #

Chill out. https://t.co/THfnuE9QUS

posted November 23, 2017 #

only REAL 90s kids will remember THIS!!!! https://t.co/bS3FmCW2ly

posted November 23, 2017 #

A sitcom where every episode is Thanksgiving (because Thanksgiving episodes get good ratings) and every episode is… https://t.co/XcSKqozhrA

posted November 23, 2017 #

Every time I am here for Thanksgiving I find a new tableau that epitomizes My Parents' House. But I can't imagine a… https://t.co/7K5WmL8qEo

posted November 23, 2017 #

There are no words for Kris Kristofferson's latest film, in which he portrays a talking ghost dog who wants to plan… https://t.co/VlLyrmFJhh

The Voices in Blue America’s Head

posted November 23, 2017 #

to read

Advice King: Should I Start Doing Comedy?

posted November 23, 2017 #

Comedy is meant to challenge "prevailing opinion," not reflect it.

posted November 23, 2017 #

This year I’m thankful for my “Unsure Trump” bot- it changes his !s to ?s + lets you follow Trump’s tweets without… https://t.co/mkOKMHafsD

posted November 23, 2017 #

Invite me to your Thanksgiving party and I will anxiously straighten all of your crooked picture frames

posted November 23, 2017 #

This just in: Rode-hard Saluki that grew up in a Marshall’s is unqualified to do job. https://t.co/EwpBfFhoFE

posted November 23, 2017 #

Truly Thankful for this Desert Golfing update! https://t.co/cLkaIkyVVT

posted November 22, 2017 #

"If it keeps increasing at this rate, Bitcoin mining will consume all the world’s electricity by February 2020." https://t.co/6WNhkiHj3e

posted November 22, 2017 #

Ready to try out my new lifehack of teeth-grinding and incessant self-loathing to avoid putting on the pounds this… https://t.co/Ac3ks1gKah

posted November 22, 2017 #

Oh my god I swear to you The Smiths came up on shuffle and suddenly a truck appeared next to me with a literal garb… https://t.co/AmK1jUC6HE

posted November 22, 2017 #

@caspar_v Lucida handwriting: the leather braided belts of fonts

posted November 22, 2017 #

#coffee + listening to new masters. pretty pumped for this one, guys.

posted November 22, 2017 #

This is 100% correct. https://t.co/OwVYbwzeav

Friday Videos - Nov 22nd, 2017 (Wednesday Edition)

posted November 22, 2017 #

Here in America, Thanksgiving is right around the corner. So, I'll be taking a few days off to spend time with family, friends and to, hopefully, work on a few projects that I've got stewing for 2018. Here's a shortened Friday Videos list to get you through.

Betty Boop - Ha Ha Ha - a 1934 precursor to Roger Rabbit style animation + real world interactions. They laughing gas the planet. Literally.
Bohemian Rhapsody Reaction - these two guys are legitimately entertaining and this is pleasant enough that you can watch with your whole family.
Adam Sandler, Pre-Recorded Message - you know, back when I was a youth, Adam Sandler was funny. I remember crying laughing at bits like this. This bit is still funny until the very end when Sandler blurts out some homophobic tag. I post this because 1) the first 90% is still amusing and 2) that last 10% is a reminder that we still got a long way to go.
The Bride Never Killed Bill - fairly compelling argument that Tarantino's Bride never actually Killed Bill. Discuss.

If you need more dinner table discussion, bring up this genius that is building his own rocket so he can fly into the atmosphere and finally put this whole "round Earth myth" to rest. This is satire, right? If this is real, it's incomprehensible. Discuss.